RIP Mum’s PC

James

Today my mum trashed her pc, she said that the pc was clonking and yup, it was toast, it had a burn mark on the PCB.
Oh well

Down time

James

Sorry about the down time for the past week, this was due to a worm virus attacking my server, hopefully things will begin to settling down with the next day or two

Tarzan & Jane

James

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he Had
sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Oh,…Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on
the ground.
“Here” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer, and then gave her mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed:
“What did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”

Tarzan & Jane

James

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he Had
sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Oh,…Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on
the ground.
“Here” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer, and then gave her mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed:
“What did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”

Ooo my head

James

Shhhh please talk very quietly today, I have a bit of a sore head due to me going out last night with my two friends Mercedes & Charlie.
First we went to a pizza place local to where we live, the food was okay,
then Mercedes ordered us a drink called Limoncelo which was very sweet and had a bit of a kick to it.
After the meal we went back to Charlie’s place where we had a few drinks and chatted for a few hours.
I was the party pooper as I had to leave at about 12:30 to get home but from what I can gather , Mercedes & Charlie where chatting most of the night.
It was nice to go out after work, it certainly made a change to my normal routine.

Training Courses

James

For the next two weeks I’m going to be on training courses.
My first course is on SMS ( Microsoft’s Systems Management Server ) which is used to deploy software to desktop pc’s.
The second course is on Microsoft’s Active Directory 2003 ( Windows 2003 server with Active Directory 2003 ).
Due to the courses I might not be on-line much for the next two weeks but drop me an email and I’ll get back to you.

i’m in love…

James

i’m in love… with a cake… an Italian Cake…sooo…mmmmm… nice
The cake is called “Gran Baba with Rum Panettone” and is made by a company called Maina.