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Author: James
DVD’s & CD’s
Its amazing how much we spend on dvd’s and cd’s,
I ‘ve just checked out how many films i’ve bought from play.com
Hollow Man (Region 2 DVD)
X-Men – The Movie (Region 2 DVD)
Gogs – Complete Collection (Region 2 DVD)
Labyrinth (Region 2 DVD)
Sebastiane (Region 2 DVD)
Monty Python’s Life Of Brian (Region 2 DVD)
A.I. – Artificial Intelligence (2001) (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (5.1/DTS) (Region 2 DVD)
Moulin Rouge (2001) (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Beethoven (Region 2 DVD)
Spider-Man (2002) (2 Discs) (Spiderman) (Region 2 DVD)
Chocky (Region 2 DVD)
The Sims: Deluxe Edition (PC)
Star Wars: Episode 1 / Episode 2 Box Set (4 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
28 Days Later (2002) (Region 2 DVD)
Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert (CD)
Akira: 2 Disc Edition (Anime) (Region 2 DVD)
Ghost In The Shell (Special Edition) (Region 2 DVD)
Ichi The Killer (Anime) (Region 2 DVD)
Johnny English (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 1 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 2 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 3 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Red Dwarf – Complete Series 4 (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Puppet Master (1989) (Region 2 DVD)
Puppet Master 2 (Region 2 DVD)
The Sixth Sense – Collector’s Edition (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Underworld (2 Discs) (5.1/DTS) (Region 2 DVD)
The Matrix Revolutions (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy (2 Discs) (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 1: Impure Souls (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 2: Blood Brothers (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 3: Search And Destroy (Region 2 DVD)
Hellsing – Vol. 4: Eternal Damnation (Region 2 DVD)
Restore Your PC’s Performance
Restore Your PC’s Performance Keep your Windows PC in tip top shape with these great performance recovery techniques. The article covers everything from the basics like defrag and disk cleanup to deleting unneeded autostart items from your registry.
HOLIDAY
YAY only three weeks until i’m on holiday. I’ve decided to take three weeks off, the first week is to get myself together and then the second & third week I’ll be in Spain.
Men’s Restroom
On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into
the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant
noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said,” You ! may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall.” He did what he needed to, and as he sat
there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was
identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn’t resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s restrooms don’t have
nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced
the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed
the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a
fragilescent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies
restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the
powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button
which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes.
A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
“What happened?” he exclaimed. “You pushed one too many buttons,” replied
the nurse.
“The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis
is under your pillow.”
Fuck You Right Back
Artist: Frankee (Frankie) Eamon’s Ex-Girlfriend
Album: Frankee – F.U.R.B.
Song: Fuck You Right Back
This is Frankee’s Rebuttal to Eamon’s song Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)
RIP Mum’s PC
Today my mum trashed her pc, she said that the pc was clonking and yup, it was toast, it had a burn mark on the PCB.
Oh well
Down time
Sorry about the down time for the past week, this was due to a worm virus attacking my server, hopefully things will begin to settling down with the next day or two
Tarzan & Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he Had
sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Oh,…Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on
the ground.
“Here” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer, and then gave her mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed:
“What did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”
Tarzan & Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he Had
sex.
“Tarzan not know sex,” he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, “Oh,…Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, she said, “Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
you how to do it properly.” She took off her clothing and laid down on
the ground.
“Here” she said, “you must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer, and then gave her mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed:
“What did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”